There are 3 different types of females that grow up sheltered, then go to college:
1. The one who sleeps with multiple people
2. The one who parties all the time because she can
3. The one who are both #1 & #2
Miss Piggy On Beauty
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy
Ancient European sculpture missing nose
"no they were black"
Afro-centrists are the worst. You know you’re ashamed of your history and culture when you try to steal another persons. c:
You know you’re ashamed of your history and culture when you try to steal another persons.
i can do this for days. literally. stay the fuck out of the afrocentric tag with your ignorant ass.
Damn. I wasn’t ready.
Hey what's up my name is Lando. I'm an aspiring RnB artist from Brooklyn, New York. I recently released a brand new original record entitled "Pretend." I would love it if you'd pass by through my page and give it a listen. All feedback is openly welcomed, & greatly appreciated. Also if you like what you hear be sure to hit the like button on the top of my page. Doing so will help me greatly. Thank you for your time, & support in furthering my musical career. I hope to hear back from you soon.
Well, okay, but, you know…actually, let the Judy Garland explain.
Thanks, Judy Garland! You’re the best!
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